Charlotte, NC: Wanting to tell a more current story, that doesn't involve Danica, the NASCAR Hall of Fame will open the "Kurt Busch Doesn't Give A F***" exhibit.
On the heels of Kurt Busch and Furniture Row's announcement to have Kurt run the "Talladega Nights" tribute Wonder Bread paint scheme. NASCAR figured it was the perfect time to cash in on this possible cash cow. "We have discussed it for quite sometime, but just couldn't come up with the perfect angle." Blake Davidson (VP of Licensing and Consumer Products for NASCAR) said. "We reached out to our fan base, and went a bit further in debt in the process, to find the perfect new theme. Everyone with a Sprint phone that had coverage replied "Kurt Busch and his antics"
The hall has made room for 4 of the famous Kurt Busch tribute cars, the two Talladega Nights cars, the Days of Thunder City Chevrolet, and the Neil Bonnett Country Time car. Within addition to the cars are several pieces of importance, on the Kurt Busch fall then rise. Artifacts include, a wax bust of a shocked Dr. Jerry Punch, the infamous torn Dodge Press release, and Bob Pockrass' recorder from the Dover incident.
Visitors to the museum can partake in several interactive parts of the exhibit. Like the, "Threatening a reporter meter". Insult a reporter, see how high you can get it. "The crew hold back", test your strength as an animatronic pit crew holds you back from getting into a fight. Another exhibit is the "How to make an apology video" chair. There fans can sit in a chair, with a sweater covering them, and they apologize for something wrong they've done in the past.
Fans across Motorsports are looking forward to the "Insult or pick a fight with a reporter" meter. "For so long, I've been insulting those IndyCar announcers for ABC on Twitter. It's great that now I have a chance to see if my veiled attempts at being a troll are up to par and move the needle" said an IndyCar fan from Detroit.
The exhibit opens August 4th, 2014
Ross Fujibayashi
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